Saturday, June 25, 2011

Whirlwinds of Travel



WELL. That is all I can say about the last week-ish. My head is actually spinning with the number of things I’ve just done alongside the list of things I have to so. In fact, just for this entry, I have jotted down notes all over the back of a recent printed off ticket for one of my shuttle buses, with the remaining room reserved for a to-do list.

But, come what may, it’s been a blast. Last week, as I mentioned, I hit Krakow, Barcelona, and Rome. Then, within a 6 hour turnaround, I headed to southern Germany for a music festival called “Southside.” Obviously it would be impossible to chronicle every detail of all the places in the last ten or so days, but thanks for my notes, I can give a fairly accurate account of most.

So. Rzeszow, Poland, is the closest city to Krakow that RyanAir flies to from Frankfurt-Hahn Airport. So Rzeszow it was. We [my West Virginian friend and I] arrived in its airport, and… well, it’s essentially a trailer with a passport check. From the looks of it, a new airport was being built alongside it, so ours must have been temporary.

The travel to the dirty, new-ish looking city of Rzeszow was… how can I put this… depressing. Honestly, aside from Krakow being wonderful, everything we saw on the 30 minute-ish bus ride from Rzeszow Airport to the city center, then from its train station to Krakow was along these depressing lines. It’s as though Poland never quite got out of the post-WWII and/or Cold War days; everything is fairly dirty, unorganized, and generally bleak. For anyone who has ridden down parts of US Hwy 301 towards Florida after I-95 came along, you can see something similar: things that may once have been great have now broken down into no-man’s land.

In Rzeszow, just to top off the pie, we saw something that only could have come out of a horror story: as we walked toward the train station in legitimately dreary weather, we saw a man aggressively shaking his girlfriend/wife/lover/whatever in the middle of a public square. She was bleeding from her nose or mouth… not just dripping, full-fledged BLEEDING, and was spitting it on the man as he shook her. Remember, this is in public, and no one seemed to do anything about it. I felt terrible, but there was no one around to ask, and those in Rzeszow (in our brief experience) spoke little English anyway.

But, moving on.

So, we get on the train bound for Krakow, and wowwwww at the train. It had to have been out of the 1970s or so; bare tube lighting, simple old leather benches, and no railings anywhere… all in all, probably one of the scariest things I’ve been on. It was safe, come to find out, but mannnn did we feel like cattle being shipped off to auction.

As the last bit of bad news for our trip to Krakow, I had bought the wrong tickets apparently, but luckily a lady sitting next to us (who taught Italian, so it turns out), translated between the ticket master and us. We were able to get a refund for the wrongly bought ticket, though, so all was well.

Poland being by far the cheapest place I’ve been, the 3 hour train ride only cost something around 30 Zloty for us both. That is insane, considering the current exchange rate is 1 Euro = 4 Zloty. Wow! So, something like 6 Euros each for a 3 hour train ride… not bad!

When we finally got to Krakow and realized we were in civilization again, we decided it would be easiest to just catch a cab from the train station to the hostel we stayed in, which turned out to be the coolest hostel EVER. It was also my first hostel EVER, so it definitely was a good choice on my friend’s side to book it.
Should you ever go to Krakow, stay at “Greg and Tom Junior Hostel.” No, the name is not original, but it’s ranked 3rd or so of all hostels in Europe! For veryyyyy cheap, you get to meet awesome people, you get a towel (something I came to realize is not standard in hostels), and are close to both the historic city center and the historic Jewish quarter. On top of that, the staff are incredible and the hostel offers CHEAP Saturday night all-you-can-eat traditional Polish food (which is wonderful, although I can’t begin to explain what it is…) along with unlimited vodka shots!

So there’s my advertisement for Greg and Tom.

Both nights, we got into heavy partying with the random people we met and the staff of the hostel. We even kept tally on our arms via a sharpie marker how many shots we all took as a competition, but I won’t delve into that.  Krakow has a surprisingly hopping night life, although it’s the first place I’ve been in Europe thus 
 that does not allow drinking on the streets. But no matter.

The first day we spent going on a free walking tour of Krakow, something I deem quite handy; I’ve been on tours before, but those we got for FREE in both Barcelona and Krakow were better than any paid tour I’ve attended. They work for tips, obviously, which makes them more motivated to be interesting in my opinion. The city of Krakow itself isn’t what I would call spectacular, but it was certainly worth the trip to see it, especially considering how cheap everything was!

After the morning walking tour (yes, believe it or not, we attended a morning tour… Polish vodka is the best around, and left no hangovers!), we sombered up and paid 90 Ztloy (about 25 Euros) to go on a tour of nearby Auschwitz Concentration Camp. The tour entailed an hour and fifteen minutes ride on a coach where a documentary was shown of the camp in English, a roughly 3 hour tour of both the  primary Auschwitz and Birkenau camps, and the return bus journey to Krakow.

Oh, what a terrifying experience it was. It was the sole reason we visited Krakow, though, and I believe it was well worth the trip. The entire facility, with many original structures intact, is devoted to the memories of those lost in Auschwitz. 1.3 million people were imprisoned in the camps connected to Auschwitz, of which 1.1 million died. I just had to look at the picture of the placard that describes the numbers of the victims I took while there, and it gave me yet another chill.

The most eerie part of the camp, to me, was that of the room dedicated to tons and tons (literally, as in counting by 2000 pounds) of human hair shaved off of prisoners upon arrival. The room contained several tons of the hair itself as an example, and showed the various articles including blankets and other cloth articles the Nazis made out of the hair.

The other part that got me the most: one of the original crematoriums still stood just outside the camp fencing. I was faced with standing in a building where literally hundreds of thousands of people had been gassed and incinerated in an efficient Nazi process, with some of the original kilns still in place.

I won’t dwell much more on Auschwitz, being that there honestly is not much you can say about a monument to such atrocities. All I can say is, in my opinion, members of armed forces of ANY nation should be required to visit Auschwitz and take in the atrocities that wars, when unchecked, can result in.

Moving on.

Due to our short time span available to travel, we moved out. Or, so we thought. We got to the tiny airport in plenty of time, but were herded into another room after standing in line for twenty minutes or so to board. Then, as it happens, we were told that our flight, scheduled to leave somewhere around 8pm originally, had been delayed until around 2am. So that was fun. What else was there to do but drink cheap Polish beer!

 Well, we finally ended up in Barcelona around 8am the next morning after an hour long shuttle ride from Girona, the airport RyanAir serves Barcelona with. Luckily we found a girl that helped us with Barcelona’s surprisingly awesome, new, and clean subways, and aside from walking around lost for thirty minutes or so, we finally found our hostel ON THE BEACH around 9am.

Did I mention the hostel was ON THE BEACH?

Naturally, the both of us being tired from the ridiculous delay, we did the obvious. Nap on the beach! We napped until around 11am, and well rejuvenated (albeit a bit sunburnt), went back to the hostel to clean up a bit. As soon as we entered the hostel, a random Polish hippie girl asked us if we wanted to join a free walking tour of the city, and we naturally agreed.

What a good decision! Once again, just as in Krakow, the free walking tour was a win. The walking tours had two option: explore the various Gaudi buildings in the city or explore the ‘old city.’ Gaudi was apparently a famous architect specific to Barcelona, and let me just say… his buildings are certainly interesting.

The first day, we took the Gaudi tour. It was quite interesting to see his architectural style, if you can call it that, throughout the city. It’s hard to describe what Gaudi style is. The closest I can say, actually, is gaudy, otherwise known as over-the-top-to-the-point-of-being-ugly. Most of the buildings, in my opinion, were just insane enough to be interesting without crossing the hideous threshold. 

The famous Gaudi cathedral, though… that I am at a loss. It’s simultaneously the most beautifully hideous building I’ve ever seen. I’m just not sure what else to say. It’s absolutely massive, and it’s certainly a cathedral, but it’s just odd. The style… well, just Google “Gaudi Cathedral Barcelona” and you can see what I mean. 

The building of the cathedral is certainly Spanish in nature in terms of time. Let me put it this way: the cathedral was one of Gaudi’s last pet projects before he died. He died somewhere in the 1920s (I believe), and the scheduled completion of the cathedral? 2026. So, the cathedral still is not finished. I put a few pictures of it on Facebook, and I’ll try to post the link at the bottom should you be interested. 

Our tour guide on this particular stroll was highly entertaining and what I would deem as “highly European.” As I said, she was Polish (ironically, being that we just came from Poland), and the epitome of the “European experience.” For example: intermittently throughout the tour, she told us of wonderful places to party, the effects of ecstasy on her the night before, and the best ways to hitch-hike. You would never guess these things by looking at her, but she had absolutely no qualms sharing her experiences!

That night, we got extraordinarily lucky: for whatever reason, a huge fiesta festival was going on. We noticed a lot of streets blocked off as we walked into Barcelona, but had no idea why. As we found out, this was to allow thousands of people to crowd the streets beginning in the early afternoon (after we tried Paella for the first time, which was AMAZING). Groups of 20-50 people all dressed in similar costumes, as though representing a clan or some close-knit organization, and paraded through the streets with huge clusters of people playing random instruments. 

It was awesome! Imagine the greatest marching band you’ve ever seen, then de-formalize it and make it rock twenty-fold more. Everyone was having an absolute blast, drinking everywhere in the streets, dancing along with those in the parade (if you can call it that), and having a generally awesome time. This went on, as I said, from the early afternoon until well after midnight.

Along the way, I met some random Germans (naturally), some insane Spaniards, and several good bottles of champagne. Towards the end of the event, each band stopped at their final “party station,” for lack of a better term, and lit huge streams of sparkling firecrackers hanging in lines over the streets, blowing jets of sparks all over the street for about ten minutes as the bands danced through the hot sparks. So much for worrying about city fires or flesh burns.

It was truly incredible; I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! We got extraordinarily lucky, and I still haven’t the slightest idea what festival it was. Any people I asked just said Barcelona has random fiestas like that quite frequently. Sounds like a win to me!

Anyway, the next day we took the other tour offered, that of the old city. It was quite nice to see all of the old buildings reaching back into Roman times, and surprise: our tour guide was another Polish girl! Barcelona must be the haven for Poles wanting warmer weather.

The tour guide told us a highly amusing story too regarding Christmas traditions in Spain. According to her, in order to get gifts, children take sticks and beat a log to “poo out presents” from a bag. Not sure what’s up with that one. 

Manger scenes, again according to the guide, also often hold a random man alongside the baby, wise men, and animals, who is squatted down in order to… well, poo, to keep things clean here. Apparently this is meant to show that we’re all human, even the baby Jesus. Again, not sure what’s up with that, and haven’t researched it to see if it’s actually true…

There is a law in Barcelona that states you cannot be half-naked in public. However, if you are completely naked, you are in the free. That’s my kind of city: if you have your shirt off and an officer comes up to give you a citation, just strip totally naked and you’re home free! Spain, in my mind, has some strange situations arising, but I like it!

A few notes about the city itself: it was surprisingly clean for being such a large and internationally visited city. Seriously, it was quite German-like in its organization and cleanliness. The metros were the absolute best I have ever seen, America or Europe, in terms of cleanliness, organization, and general “niceness.” It was a treat to ride them!

Aside from these plusses, Barcelona was surprisingly cheap! I can’t for a minute say it was at all close to being as cheap as Krakow, but for being such an internationally recognized tourist destination, I was surprised at the decency of the prices there for food, transportation, and goods in general. 

Barcelona gave me the feeling of Miami more than anywhere else I have been. Alongside the obviously old city is a thriving new feel of commerce and bustling people surrounded by large marinas, a cruise terminal, and [of course] a beautiful beach.

Speaking of the beach: the sand is not as pretty as Miami, but it’s quite interesting. It’s a bit rocky, as I have found all of the sea shores around the Mediterranean, but the coarseness of the sand feels quite good to walk on. As for the water, it’s not as clear as my former trip to southern France, but it’s justtttt as cold. I was proud of myself, though: I forced myself to swim in the Mediterranean for the first time! It was FRIGID, but I can say I have been completely submerged in the Mediterranean Sea. So there.

One of the girls we met from Canada on the tour quickly became our friend, and we hung out with her throughout the day until we had to leave. It’s quite nice meeting cool people!

I learned something about language, too. Catalonia, the region of Spain that Barcelona is situated in, apparently has its own language, a mix of French and Spanish, called Catalonian. If you move to Barcelona, the city will pay for you to take language classes for it! How about that. 

Again, it reminds me of how rationalistic Europe is; America speaks, for the most part, the same language; even specific parts of specific regions that are smaller than American states in Europe can speak different languages!

I must say, in making a list of my favorite places I’ve been, Barcelona is certainly towards the top of the list. I’d say of the larger cities I’ve visited, it’s probably the one I would be most likely to live in thus far. That means I’d consider living somewhere around Monaco or Antibes for smaller cities and Barcelona for larger ones. But who knows: there are plenty of places to go!

Unfortunately, as all things great must end, we had to head to the airport by midafternoon the second full day we were there. I don’t regret it, though, as I truly feel that you can get the true feeling of a city within two days of visit. No, you can’t get the full feel of the cities you visit this way, but I think the “gist” of it can be obtained. That, and I can pretty much judge how much I like a city within the first hour I’m there. It’s all about the “feel.” 

I’m a quick judge. 

So, after watching a beautiful sunset in Girona after the hour shuttle bus back, we flew into Rome. Naturally we had another flight delay, but at least the Girona airport was quite nice, and the delay was only an hour instead of six.

Rome!

It was too late when we got to Rome (after midnight) to make it worth going out and exploring, but we found our hostel easy enough and ended up staying up until well after 4am talking to a Canadian girl who lived in Paris for the past year about… well, everything. She was quite sweet, another testament of how many awesome people you can randomly meet while traveling (especially in hostels).

By 9am the next morning, we were out and about exploring Rome. What can I say… Rome! It was absolutely surreal being in such an historic city. Whereas I really had no expectations of Barcelona or Krakow, I had high ones of Rome; after all, it is Rome. And boy was I not let down!

Just as Milan reminded me of New York City, Rome did as well. However, I felt far safer in Rome, and the dirtiness (while it existed in abundance as in any huge city) was not as bad as what I briefly saw in Milan. The rail system was quite competent, too, being quite easy to navigate. It wasn’t as clean as Barcelona’s by any means, but quite acceptable and wonderfully allowed us to visit many parts of the city in extremely short periods of time.

I really only had the one day in Rome, being that we arrived late in the evening and I had to leave early in the morning the next morning. We therefore set out to see as much as possible, and although I wish I could have stayed one more day, I feel quite accomplished and acquainted with Rome.

The first thing we did was go to the Vatican, where we enrolled in a 40 Euro tour. Words cannot describe the epic-ness of the Vatican. Spectacular, gargantuan, serene… just throw any all-encompassing word for complete awesomeness and you have Vatican City. The buildings are magnificent, and as we went through the tour of the Sistine Chapel and St. Peter’s Basilica, it was difficult to keep my jaw from dropping in sheer awe at the raw beauty of the plentiful paintings and statues. 

Seeing the numerous frescos and statues I have seen in so many text books and movies was unreal. I even got a picture inside the Sistine Chapel itself of the God reaching-out to Adam fresco that Michelangelo painted on the ceiling. Pictures were allowed everywhere except inside the chapel itself; I had read years ago that Sony donated millions of dollars to restore the frescos throughout the Basilica complex in exchange for sole publishing and licensing rights of the reproductions of all the artwork therein contained. Note, that’s why you see Sony pictures having a hand in films such as Angels and Demons, and you can imagine the cashflow Sony enjoys because of the rights.

But, me being me, I managed to get a few shots of the inside of the chapel itself, so my apologies Sony.
The best part? We got to see the Pope! I got several cool pictures of him (including one after the service he gave with him in the courtyard of St. Peter’s Basilica in a red sombrero), and learned that on Wednesdays around 10am he does a service in the square. How about that luck!

After the Vatican, we walked through many historic plazas, fountains, and sights. I can’t even begin to name them all, but they were all quite beautiful. Watching our time, we hopped again on the Metro (which is also cheap—you can get an unlimited day pass for 4 Euros and some change) and headed towards the Colosseum.

Literally: walk out of the Colosseum metro station, and WHAM. There’s a huge Colosseum. 

Wow.

It’s even bigger than I expected it to be! I was at a loss of words seeing it with the ancient Roman Forum ruins in the background. On the spot, I decided we had to pay to get tickets to see the inside, and after my travel mate convinced the ticket agent we were European Union citizens (being that they get half off entry fees; 7.50 Euros instead of 12 or so), we went in.

Ironically, the girl we hung out with in Barcelona randomly found us! Who would have thought… we had planned to meet up with her in Rome, but ended up not having internet access to find her on Facebook. Being that she had no working phone, we had no way to contact her. So, imagine our surprise when we ran into her again!

So, we all toured the Colosseum for the better part of an hour, and although we were too late by this point to get into the Roman Forum ruins, I’d say it was well worth the money as it was.

I cannot remember the name of the place we went next on the metro, but needless to say there were fountains, an obelisk, twin churches, and a hill we climbed that allowed us to watch the sun set over Rome. Awesome! I love sunsets as it is, and although it wasn’t over the ocean, it was still quite beautiful. The number of church and cathedral domes highlighting the city in front of the sunset was simply dazzling.

On top of that, the spot we were in allowed us to see the entire Vatican City. It’s insane to think that you can see an entire country at one time from one place!

After visiting one final fountain and dinner, we escorted our new Canadian friend to her train station (as her hostel was outside of the city), and found that the metro line that took us to our hostel shut down at 9pm for track construction. So, an hour and a half walk later, we made it back to the hostel totally exhausted, having seen the better part of Rome’s highlights in roughly 14 hours. It was certainly well worth the walk, though!

Rome itself, in terms of random observations, was as hot as Savannah is in the summer time. I’m sure it gets colder, but you’d never guess it from the time we were there. Even though it’s hot, though, if you’re a lady don’t be tempted to wear a tank top; many of the religious sites will not let you in unless your shoulders are totally covered and  your skirt/pants go down at least to your knees!

The ice cream in Rome was not what I expected. In Germany, everyone advertises “Italian Eis,” which is what we call gelato. Italian ice cream I expected to be likewise, but it was closer to a creamy American treat instead. Still delicious!

Be careful with power outlets in Italy. It may just be that the building we stayed in had odd outlets, but they certainly did not match our universal power adapters. Same voltage as the rest of Europe, but different outlet styles.

All in all, I wish I had another day in Rome. It blows my mind that anyone we spoke to (including our tour guide from Rome) wonder at all the tourists being blown away by the ancient city. But, I guess it goes alongside growing up in a certain place. People tend to not recognize the beauty of places they’re from.

I had to reach the bus for the Ciampiano airport (RyanAir’s Rome airport) by around 6:30am the next morning, and it was strange how few people a New York City-like city had out and about at that time of morning. There’s no way you could pay me to be up at that time, and apparently the Italians agreed with me. So, in about six hours, I was back in Trier after flying back to Frankfurt Hahn and taking the shuttle bus to Trier.

Note here that I left my traveling friend in Rome; I came back to Trier early due to the Southside Music Festival which she was not attending. More on that later.

As it so happens, I am on a train en route to Paris as I chronicle the past week’s experiences. The Bulgarian I’m with is quite amazed at my good use of time, but what else would I have to do during the 3-ish hour train trip from Trier to Paris? Again, more on that later.

For now, how about another section of random notes. For these and the previous commentary, I’m referring to the back of a bus ticket I printed out. I made many notes en route from Rome to the Ciampiano Airport to remember what all I should discuss, and am quite glad I did!

When you travel, don’t be like me: remember to bring a razor, and pack at least one extra pair of clothes regardless of the airline weight restrictions. I found myself wanting both and without either.

Different countries have different words for “push” and “pull” when it comes to trying to open doors. This can be a hilarious experience for those watching you try to open a door, so I suggest doing what I do. Each time you approach a door which you cannot ascertain which way to exert leverage to open it and people are around, either wait for someone to go through it OR… act distracted, as though you’re not paying attention, and give it a slight push. If it doesn’t budge, you’ve just alerted those passer-bys that you simply weren’t paying attention and knew exactly what you were doing. A little Shakespearian acting never hurt anyone.

Be careful when trying to understand numbers too. The number “one,” when written as the numeral 1, typically looks like the arching part of a triangle without a bottom. I frequently think “1” is “7,” so watch that. It appears to be common throughout European cultures.

When it comes to hostels, don’t set your expectations high. That way, should the hostel be awesome (as ours was in Krakow), you’re blown away. If that ends up not being the case, just remember that a hostel is what it is; it’s meant to be a cheap alternative to a hotel, so don’t expect to get a towel, and don’t expect any amount of privacy. Your experience rests solely on how you set your mind up for the experience, although those you meet can have a huge influence too.

When it comes to traveling, I’m falling in love with the European way of life. Europeans typically have a “go with the flow” attitude, with many of those I have met moving to the various places I’ve met them in on a whim. Whereas North Americans tend to stress when traveling over time and money constraints, most of the Europeans I have met simply take it as it comes.

That being said, I’ve come to the conclusion that travelers in Europe are a collection of rich Australians traveling the world. Seriously, I have yet to visit a city without a few Aussies taking in the sights. I’ve been a few places without Americans, but thus far… nowhere without an Aussie.

The thrill of travel, albeit tiring and conducive of wanting to rest a day once in a while, makes me excitedly want to see as much as I possibly can. This is, of course, impossible due to money and time constraints, but there is no shortage of things to see! This makes me wish that I did not have the massive student loans I have; Europeans that I have met typically have little to no student debt due to the largely socialist governing systems under which they live, allowing them to pack up and go whenever and wherever they want with little problems. They do not typically go as all-out as the Erasmus students such as myself do, but that is because they have all the time in the world to get out and see things.

Unfortunately, in America, it’s just not so simple. I’ve been known to go out on random trips, but I can’t just go see California at the drop of the hat. At the same time, though, America is much more monogamous than Europe is; if you’ve seen Ohio, you may as well have seen Kentucky in the larger sense of things, whereas the same geographical distance in Europe is like here to the moon!

Speaking of student loans, I had a random thought: if the exchange rate (that is currently raping me) stays similar to what it is in coming years, it may be worth moving to Europe upon graduation to get a job; that way, I could pay off my US Dollar student loans with “less money,” being that a euro is worth more than a dollar! Something to consider…

Many of the people I have met have been able to make relatively respectable money on the side while studying by teaching English in high schools for a few hours each week. Had I known of these kinds of opportunities, I would have jumped in… but it appears to be something you have to be “in the know” to be aware of. Should I ever come back, it’s certainly something I’ll look into.

For now, that’s about all the wisdom I have to pass on in terms of random observations. So, here are the links to the photo albums I mentioned before, and my next entries will discuss Southside and Paris!

Krakow:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2055970889592.2121727.1554191092&l=6af32a408a

Barcelona:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2056084212425.2121735.1554191092&l=0d72eada18

Rome:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2056185734963.2121739.1554191092&l=745c7406f3

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Time is meaninglessly meaningful…


My apologies for the long entry. One may consider this a novel, actually…

Well, my trip to Milan and Nice, along with the inadvertent visits to Genova, Savona, Antibes, and Cannes, has come to a close. Aside from a few oopsies primarily involving travel planning, it was absolutely wonderful!

First and foremost, a note about my own sanity: I’ve been in Europe for well over two months now, meaning you would think I am used to 24-hour time telling now. Well, I’m not. I bought the tickets to go to and from the Frankfurt Hahn Airport via the shuttle bus AND tickets to and from Milan via RyanAir planes. The problem is, for both the bus ticket to Hahn and the flight to Milan, I failed to notice my ticket said 5:00 to the airport, and 6:45 to Milan… which is problematic, being that I thought they meant “pm” whereas they actually meant “am.” Oops.

So, I literally bought two invalid tickets. Oops. Or, as Kurt Vonnegut says (whose novel Breakfast of Champions I just finished reading), “so it goes.” But, in all actuality it was not a total fail: the bus, whose ticket I had to re-buy upon its arrival at the tune of double the price of the original ticket I bought by mistake [12 Euro for the first, 24 for the one I had to buy on-the-spot],  was almost 45 minutes late. Although my original ticket was for 5 am rather than 5pm, there WAS supposed to be a bus at 5pm too. Because it was so late due to the first rain I’ve seen in a while, I missed the flight I thought I was catching anyway.

So. Yeah. Because the Hahn airport is so small, I couldn’t sleep in it as I planned to as soon as I realized my mammoth mistake. Luckily for me, there was a hotel right across the street, so I bit the bullet and stayed the night there after fighting to buy a last-minute flight to Milan the next morning. Naturally, this ticket cost 4 times as much as the original one I bought, and when all was said and done, I spent $180 on a one-way one-hour flight.

So it goes.

In any event, I found the next morning that I had barely enough time to catch my flight; RyanAir requires a pre-security passport/visa check at the baggage checking counter for all non-EU citizens, and this often takes forever. Although I was in the airport (directly across the street from where I stayed… and keep in mind this airport is literally in the middle of nowhere, a 45 minute drive from Frankfurt itself) an hour early, I barely made the flight. But I did, and Milan I came!

I arrived in Milan around 8am, and without any difficulty got the rental car and was on my way! I got a four-door Fiat, my first ever Italian car! It was perfectly acceptable: good AC (for it was hot in France), acceptable stereo, stick (as every car is here). It did take me a few minutes to figure out how to get it in reverse, but hey… details.

For the first time in my life and in a totally foreign land, I based my traveling solely based on seeing road signs. And, I must say: for the most part, they are impeccable! Sometimes I’d find myself a bit lost, but if you generally trust that you’ll see another sign saying where you want to go, you’re almost always in the clear. It was a bit difficult keeping an eye on the signs and seeing the road, traffic, and beautiful scenery by myself without a navigator, but I somehow managed.

Before I ramble on and on of the wonderfulness of France and Italy, let me just say this: if you ever want to commit suicide, try driving in Milan. Road signs are adequate (albeit within the city, they seemed circular as hell), but the PEOPLE are absolutely psychotic. Remember how I said it was odd that Brussels had no lines on the road? Well, likewise in Milan… except that the drivers made absolutely no attempt whatsoever to keep in any kind of pattern.

Traffic was similar to what I saw in New York City, and, in fact, Milan extremely reminded me of NYC. Similar architecture, similar big-ness… but absolutely a nightmare to drive in. It did not help that it was raining-to-pouring the whole time I was there, but the total lack of respect of any traffic laws made it one of the most nerve racking experiences of my life. And this is someone who typically has no nerves to rack.

It was incredulous: the tram tracks ran straight through the streets with no separation, and cars/scooters (which obeyed laws even less, cutting head of cars any time they could squeeze between them) could ride right over the tram tracks. When a tram started coming, you’d better get out of their way! This didn’t seem to bother the Italians…

Another thing that blew my mind: parking was impossible to find, so the Italians would double-row parallel park. This means out of a potential 3 lanes, two of them would have cars parked in them. How the first row could get out to leave, I have no idea. Wait, yes I do: they hopped the curb and rode along the sidewalk until they could reach the next block. Oh yes. And people, should they not find a place to park, would just park right in the middle of the street for everyone to go around. And there were a LOT of us.

Anyway, due to the rain, I didn’t get to explore the city on foot much, only getting out and exploring the magnificent and gargantuous train station in the center of the city, which was effectively its own city. I did, however, get to see much of the city in the hour or so I spent lost trying to go south to the Mediterranean after I decided Milan was not my cup of tea. Thinking positive here, right?

Unfortunately, Milan is the only city I have visited in Europe thus far that I have not felt safe. Even thinking outside the realm of the insane driving, the city is quite dirty and just gave me the feeling I should watch my back when I walked about for the hour-ish that I did. That is unfortunate, but keep in mind here that this mentality is from someone not so inclined to gravitate towards large, large cities anyway.

So, moving on. After finding my way to the A7 (their toll interstate going south to Genova, the city closest to Milan on the coast of the Mediterranean), I traveled about in peace for a few hours. The landscape in Italy is amazing: after riding for over an hour in the most flat country I’ve seen apart from part of Belgium in Europe, all the sudden I hit mountains. These weren’t Rocky Mountains by any means, but certainly more unpredictable than the Appalachians on the East Coast.

Keep in mind it still rains from time to time here. That plus among the winding roads made it a bit dangerous, but the interstate was very well maintained with ample warning signs making the trip easy. The hardest part, actually, was keeping watch on the road; the scenery was spectacular!

By the time I reached Genova, which I chose solely due to the fact that I wanted to go to the Mediterranean for the first time, the weather had cleared somewhat, and was totally clear by the time I left. My first sighting of the Mediterranean was magnificent! It is absolutely spectacular! I never thought the water would be as blue as it is in the Carribbean, but it is!

After stopping in a huge mall on accident, I found the city center and parked right by the harbor. What a good call and change in pace from Milan! It is a far smaller city, situated on the mountains touching the sea. It reminded me a bit of California in its mountains-meet-ocean feel, but far older obviously. Apparently, Christopher Columbus sailed from Genova at one point!

During various wars, it was bombed to bits according to the information signs denoting the city’s history. You could never guess, though; it was quite beautifully restored. 

Randomly, as I was walking up towards a huge mountain just a bit away from the harbor (I wanted a good view), a bird fell out of the sky inches from my next step. That was a bit odd. Random dead bird falling out of the sky…

The walk up the hill liked to have killed me, but it was so worth it for the view; you could see most of Genova overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. Words can’t describe the view, so I’ll just have to leave it at this: breath-taking.

I enjoyed an Italian beer and true Italian pizza (thin crust, just like the way my Grandmother cooks it) overlooking the harbor as the sun set afterwards, just as though I were in some kind of larger-than-life movie, before heading off toward Nice. 

As an aside, I must say: I am extremely thankful to have been born in an English-speaking country. While not everyone speaks English, most speak enough to at least help you get by. My Italian is lacking, albeit it is similar to Spanish so I can figure out a bit… but still, having menus at restaurants almost always available in English is awesome! The Italians, I’ve noticed, speak far less English than Germany though. But then again, I think EVERY country speaks less English than Germans do.

Another aside: I amused myself as I caught myself trying to speak German in Italy and France. It’s not like I can speak German in any proficiency, but I’m used to trying to speak it now it seems. The Italians were not so amused.

The Italians also love oldies. Restaurants and the radio was full of it, including Italian partial-remakes of American oldies. Seriously, some songs would have the verses in Italian with the chorus of an American song in the original English. Funny!

Speaking of restaurants, while I’m in my aside mode, if you come to Europe keep this in mind: when you dine at a restaurant, it is meant to be an experience, not service-oriented get your food and go as we have in America. When you get a table, the server will take your order and that is about it. When you need something, you must politely signal to them that you are in need.

Another thing about restaurants: drinks are not endless refills. So, if you order a Coke, you get a Coke. Then you can order another. Likewise with water in most places: you get a glass bottle of water. Make sure you order still water, too, else many places will automatically upcharge you to sparkling water, which… sucks.

After leaving Genova, I got lost (surprise). I assumed I would see a sign for Nice at some point, but I was wrong. Luckily I knew what direction it was in, and followed the signs to Savona literally right along the Mediterranean  until I got there. However, being that it was dark and the road was winding along constantly in deadly bottlenecks, it was slow going. I did try to reach the interstate again (called Autostrasse or something, although that would be German for street…), but after Savona, the signs pointing to which directions the interstate went had names on them  (not cardinal directions) that I didn’t recognize, so I guessed and eventually stopped at a rest area on the interstate and slept in the car.

Rest stops in Italy and France seem to be state-controlled. Although they have different gas stations and whatnot, the only access to them is similar to the way the Florida Turnpike operates: you can only access via the toll-paying interstate. Luckily, they let you park overnight, so that’s what I did. 

Just for kicks and giggles, I wanted to see if I could sleep in the Fiat’s trunk. I could! After a few hours, though, I got out again; it was far too hot. Still, though, I can officially say I’ve slept in a car trunk. Why I would want to, I don’t know. But I did!

When I woke up, I realized some random Italian thought it was funny to key the side of my shiny new rental car. How sweet of them.

Speaking of tolls: beware! Taking the interstate in Italy especially is EXPENSIVE. I bet over the course of the trip I paid 60 Euros in tolls! That is almost $100! For tolls! Of course, I must say… the roads were impeccable, even though the terrain was treacherous. Still, $100? That’s ridiculous. Especially considering every half a tank I filled the Fiat up with cost upward of 50 Euros. Luckily, I could go about 400 kilometers on half a tank, but still… the trip got more expensive than I anticipated quickly, especially after my airline issues.

The next morning, I reached France… and Nice! Oh, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Nice is everything people have said it is! I got to the beach, and I must say: I was reluctant to explore any more after finding the ocean even more beautiful than in Genova, as if it were going anywhere. 

But, being that I was to explore Nice with my aunt the next day, I moved on. By midday, I had taken a wrong turn (again) and ended up in the city of Antibes. I cannot express how happy I am that I am terrible about getting lost; it allows me to end up in cities like Antibes!

Having never heard of it, yet it being about a 30 minute drive from Nice, I decided I may as well get out and take a look. The harbor I parked by was gorgeous, as one would be on the Mediterranean, and the backdrop on the next poking-out landmass was a large fort-looking building. I didn’t get to explore it, but as I was walking towards the “ramparts” to get a view of the ocean, I discovered the city center.

Wow!

I must say, even now that the trip is over, Antibes was probably my favorite of the cities I visited on this trip. It didn’t necessarily have different magnificent views than Nice, Genova, Cannes, or Monaco, but the way in which the historic city center was situated on a cliff directly above the beautiful sea, along with the small-ness of the city compared to the larger others I just mentioned, made it simply lovely to me. I excitedly explored the quaint beach, taking in the light breeze as though it were some form of drug, and made my way up the hill to the old cathedral. 

Many European cities have a design like this, whereby the church is abreast a hill to dominate over the city. In this case, though, part of the church (as best as I could discern) had been converted into a series of museums, with Pablo Picasso’s central to them all. I did not go into them, but the view from the outside was wonderful!

The city itself, as to be expected, was a bit touristy, but not nearly to the degree that any of the other cities I visited were. I did find a new “old man” hat to temporarily replace the one I lost in England several weeks ago, and am quite happy with it. The Asian lady inside said I looked just like her son in it, too… so I figure that’s a good sign.

Although I hated to leave Antibes, I am not one of those people to go into every shop and building I see; to me, a shop is a shop regardless of the city it’s in. The views and the feeling of the cities I visit are what matter to me, and Antibes got the gold star award from me. So, after spending a few hours, I decided to move on to Cannes, which was only another 30 minutes down the road or so.

This time, I didn’t get lost, so I was in Cannes by 4pm or so. What can I say… Cannes is beautiful too! I got the feeling it was of similar size and statute of Nice (which, keep in mind, I had not yet really explored), but its beaches were sand rather than rock. I’m pretty sure they brought in sand from Egypt for this feature, but hey… it’s still a sand beach!

Two cruise ships were docked outside the city, giving a lovely emphasis against the sea beyond to gaze upon. To enjoy this, I decided eventually to rest at a little eatery overlooking this view and have a French beer. Noticing a theme here? I want to have tried a beer from every country I’ve visited. The Germans still reign true, needless to say.

Here, though, is time for one of those momentous occasions: I took my first walk on a Mediterranean beach in the sea itself! Cold, yes, but not terribly so. It’s so clear! And blue! I just can’t get over it; I was expecting pretty, but not Caribbean-pretty!

I only stayed in Cannes a few hours, and after dining I drove up to the top of a mountain just behind the city (again, on accident) and got to see spectacular views of the city and ocean from the top. I love getting lost, and luckily for me, I’m damn good at doing so.

Just to make sure I’d be on time to pick up my aunt at Nice Cote d’Azur Airport(the Blue Coast), I decided to head back to Nice. When I realized there was nowhere I could think to park overnight (as I was too broke to buy a hotel again after my airline mishap), I decided to just park in the airport parking. Unfortunately, there aren’t places like Wal-Mart parking lots to spend nights in as in America. I could have again at one of the interstate rest stops, but then I’d of had to pay the toll again and risk getting the car keyed again. So, airport it was.

Having nothing better to do in the night, I went into the airport, pretending I was waiting on someone, and charged my phone while reading the rest of my Vonnegut novel. So, around midnight, I popped back into the parking garage to snooze, and snooze I did! Luckily for me, I can sleep anywhere.

Naturally, I had to choose the one parking garage in the world that blasts classical music and announcements all night… but I sleep like a rock, so no problem there.

I used the morning hours waiting for my aunt in the airport filling out postcards that I had backlogged on. It was good I did so, because the flight my aunt was on from Madrid was delayed an hour, but upon her arrival we hit up the city of Nice!

Parking, as everywhere, was a pain… but we managed to find somewhere after checking in at the Hotel Beau Rivage (classical French name there). With just a slight peak out of the right side of our window, we could see the sea! I’ll attach Facebook links for pictures toward the end of this entry.

The next few days we dined, drank, walked, and otherwise explored the beautiful city of Nice. I must say, by the end of our stay there, we had a pretty good handle on the city! One of the days we actually hiked up a small mountain overlooking the city, and just like in Genova, it was spectacular! Seeing history (the mountain hosted the ruins of a 1500s castle/fortress) mixed with the beauty of the French Rivera is one of those things even I could never forget.

Food in France? Fantastic. Although, just as everywhere I’ve been, the most popular food appears to be Italian. No problem there! Still, we dined in style, with many views of the Mediterranean and lovely shopping districts in Nice throughout our 3-ish day stay. 

Naturally, we had to also try the Champagne. I must say… I don’t typically like champagne, but having it in France just makes it good plain and simple. We tried several wines too, but I must say… German beer is far better than French wine to me. But I’m not classy, so my opinion is moot.

We also hit up a few Irish pubs on several of the nights, and considered ourselves “regulars” after visiting more than once. I’d say we were! We even found a pup with Desperados on tap, a French beer I may have mentioned before that tastes like a slightly sweet Corona. It says it’s flavored with tequila, but you can’t really taste it… still, it’s awesome!

Aside time again: France truly surprised me. I was expecting it to be beautiful, but not as beautiful as it actually was. I was expecting the French language to be beautiful with its speakers snobby. In fact, though, the language was beautiful and those speaking it were nothing but pleasant anywhere I went! Of all the places I have visited thus, I think France, at least Southern France, is a place I could live; the weather, scenery, and people are all simply gorgeous.

Speaking of gorgeous, I cannot emphasize this point enough: the French people, as a whole, are the most beautiful people I have ever seen. In all of the places I went, the French I saw (excluding those not speaking French, of course) looked, on the whole, like a collection of magazine models. I rarely become speechless, as it is against my very essence of being, but on a trip down the elevator at our hotel one morning a lovely lady joined me, and I could not even say “Bonjour!”

But I digress.

As lovely as France was, we obviously had to leave eventually… so the morning after our final night (in which, rather than pub hop, we stayed in our room and DJ’ed classic songs over French champagne… again, just as if we were in a movie), I escorted my aunt back to the airport and headed East towards Italy. 

My intention at first was to head to Savona again to see it in the daylight, as it had been quite pretty. However, I saw a sign for Monaco on the way there and decided to stop for a spell just so see what it was all about.

WOW. That’s all I can say.

First and foremost, I thank myself for my total lack of planning again; you can’t find things this pretty when you plan everything, if for no other reason than the fact that you have no expectations about a place you don’t contemplate beforehand. Monaco is no exception.

Second, I must regretfully admit that I did not realize there was a difference in the country of Monaco and that of Morocco. I fail at geography. Boy, was I wrong.

The city/country itself is, without a doubt, the single richest cities I have ever been in. Everything was absolutely ornate beyond belief, and the city was clean as a whistle. Even construction zones were kept tidy! And, to top it off, the city of Monte Carlo (which I have yet to figure out if it is the Principality of Monaco’s sole city or not… the city’s four districts all run together) sits just above the beauty of the sea. Beautiful!

From what I gathered, the Monaco Grand Prix had just occurred during the last week in Monaco. I confess, even though I am what the Brits call a “petro head,” aka car fanatic, I have no idea what this Grand Prix entails. All I know is, there were temporary bleachers and stands setup alongside massive lighting banks throughout the city, and apparently one week before, massive Formula One series cars blasted through the inner city itself. 

Yes, you heard correct: the world’s fastest cars flew throughout the very heart of Monte Carlo, the city I consider the richest city I’ve ever seen. That means cars with more horsepower than sense flew past Cartier, Louis Vouttion, and Prada establishments like they were convenience stores.

This being said, I finally realized the point of the double-barriers along the major roads throughtout the city and the steel rope extending beyond it. You’d think this would be hideous, but actually it was barely noticeable against the backdrop of the sea and the overly ornate buildings throughout the city!

I probably walked more in Monaco than anywhere else the entire trip, and I had walked a lot. I walked the entire length of the harbor area, which was quite a feat in of itself without considering one side of it was another relatively high mountain. That uphill bit was totally worth it, though; the views from there were probably the best I have seen of the sea thus!

I got to see the Prince’s Palace, as Monaco is truly a Principality, alongside many historic buildings including a cathedral and the city’s famous Casino. It was absolutely nothing to see two Ferrari supercars in a row cruising down the street, followed by several Porches, Audis, and Mercedes supercars. Like you do. 

I even saw the world’s fastest production car put-putting down the road: the Bugatti Veyron. Like you do.

At the Casino, I also got to see several Rolls Royce’s, a Bentley, and several cars I had never even heard of. 
Considering I am a car addict (as I have discussed previously my addiction to Top Gear), this was essentially the 40 virgins in heaven for me.

I again dined on the Mediterranean sea with a view of the whole harbor, but as paradise cannot last forever, I again headed out of Monte Carlo.

The city is truly fantastic: on one side, a mountain complete with among the most ornate buildings I have thus seen. In the harbor’s center, some of the most beautiful yachts I have seen. On the other side, man-made beaches. All of it? Spectacular.

Finding my way out of the city, as usual, was a bit difficult and treacherous; there’s simply no easy way to climb hundreds of feet up mountainous terrain in a really small amount of space. Still, I made it out, and as the sun finally set, headed back to Milan, where I flew out the next morning. The views, again, were so wonderful that it was all I could do to keep up with the French and Italian fast drivers on the very windy roads.

Yes, I had to drive through Milan again when I got near the airport, because apparently there is no bypass around the city that I could find. Yes, I thought I was lost for a while, but somehow managed to figure out that I needed the interstate headed towards Venice (which you should know is Valencia in Italian, just as Milan is Milano in Italian and Mailand in German…). After refueling again and sleeping in my Fiat for the last night, I returned the rental car early in the morning and, after again nearly missing my flight, caught the plane to Frankfurt Hahn.

I should note here, too, that I had to re-buy both my return flight and its accompanying bus shuttle to Trier due to my mistakenly thinking my Aunt was leaving a day earlier than I thought. This one was cheaper than the $180 I paid for the first, but still expensive. And still stupid of me having bought two plane tickets and two bus tickets for nothing. But… “so it goes.”

Naturally, as soon as I was back in Trier by noon, I had classes from 2pm-7pm, so I was beat.

Luckily, actually, today has been relatively overcast (Wednesday June 8), so I’ve been more motivated to sit here and detail my recent travels. I now have many things due in the coming month, including one paper and two presentations, but… there’s always tomorrow, right?

Coming up in the fast European life of Sam: Friday I leave for Poland to visit the Nazi concentration camp I mentioned before, then Barcelona, then Rome, then the three day music festival, then Trier for literally one day, then Paris! All in all, aside from tomorrow, I will be back in Trier for less than two whole days until June 26! They say life is wasted on the young, and again: I disagree.

But: views such as those offered on the Mediterranean coast made me rethink the materialism that, prior to Europe, I had lived by. After seeing this raw beauty, I’ve decided that to be happy, you don’t necessarily need wealth and/or “things.” What you need are moments, and the French Riviera provided those in abundance. It will be hard to top it.

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